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8. I need to investigate people who have killed themselves by drinking water.
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11. The other day I helped a tanned man and his fake-breasted girlfriend carry a large oak table up to their second floor loft while I wore the shorts and was covered in sweat. The woman kept starting to say something to me, but did not. The man had small hands.
12. I want to write an essay on the first 42 minutes of Lost Highway but I don't know where to begin.
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16. ...always supposed to be doing something else...
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22. The large security guard outside the 'Murder Kroger' last week, when I asked him how it's going, answered, smiling: "Ain't nobody dyin,' ain't nobody livin'."
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this is a good post, blake
ReplyDeleteI also wrote 13-17 today.
ReplyDeleteI'm not gonna lie, that comment about your sister's bra made me a little horny. :)
ReplyDeletegena, ty
ReplyDeletecatherine, dang, like everyday, yeah?
stephen, no
I want to write an essay on women tennis players and why they grunt.
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Pretty good, you might want to cut it down to just 20.
ReplyDeletebut 23 is michael jordan
ReplyDeleteHope I didn't offend you, dude. Sorry :(
ReplyDeleteheh stephen no worries man, i was just messing back ;) but no
ReplyDeleteSecurity guards know more than most. They play hide and go seek as adults.
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