This FRIDAY AUGUST 22nd 7:30 PM in Park Slope Brooklyn NYC @ Barbes
NO COLONY issue 001 Launch Party
Featuring readings by Nick Antosca, Giancarlo DiTrapano, Tao Lin, Robert Lopez and Justin Taylor, hosted by myself and Ken Baumann
Issues on sale, I think $10, something.
Yesterday I shaved my face and spoke into the light in recognition of the folding forces, please observe:
Yeah, I'm really bad at shaving.
I tried to add text titles to the video but iMovie is a real piece of shit and I don't have Final Cut anymore, use your imagination, pretend there are words going in the video saying about the reading or something, pretend my head is leaking fry grease.
Blogger replications of this news &/or clearly erotic video in a promotional effort to garner attendance will be most thanked via mental explode.
aka
PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD. :)
Those attending the event are encouraged to bring a tennis ball or other spherical object that may be thrown at my head or body while I am speaking, my skull is large, I make a good target.
Concurrently with my offer, Ken Baumann is accepting offers of manual stimulation and/or cash rubdowns.
** SNEAK PEEK **
We got the issues in yesterday, they rub on my eyelids without my nodding.
It looks crooked in the first photo I don't know why, its not actually crooked:


Excitedz.
Anyhow, hitting the road tomorrow morning early and won't be back till late Sunday, so in the meantime, keep your panties tucked tight and your fingers liquidated. Order will begin shipping upon return, thank you to those who preordered, thank you to those who will order soon or now. :)
Byebyez.
28 comments:
blog updated with embedded video. ride on.
'preciate ya :)
watching this video made me very uncomfortable but not in a way that ultimately made me upset. if i would have known about shaving for promotion, i would have filmed myself shaving off my beard yesterday. in some places, it was longer than two inches. whenever i'd sweat a lot, the beard would keep dripping for a long period of time. it looked like my beard was crying but i know my beard wouldn't cry because it has nothing to cry about. for some reason while watching this video, i kept thinking someone was going to walk in and then you would yell at them. watching this video made me very uncomfortable but not in a way that ultimately made me upset.
i concur with sam pink.
i am very excited about NO COLONY.
please pleez plz post pictures/videos/something when you get back.
have a safe and enjoyable trip.
sam, what can i do to make you upset
i am ready to make you upset
someone did come into the room during the video
can't you tell
alicia, much will be posted, i am glad you are excited, that makes me excited.
grrrrrrreat.
I will be there.
Hoorah.
i wish you would say 'friday august' forever. that was funny. i'm sad i won't be there. the book looks amazing. friday august (+~).
you make me laugh
good job
but this is precisely why i do not shave
what a hassle
catherine :)
jimmy, i am also sad you won't be there. hopefully we will have a reading on your side of town sometime also
jereme, shaving is shit
i will come and hug your shaven face with my whiskered face
face hug
anybody at the no colony party "up" for a face hug will get free copies of magic helicopter's new chapbooks forthcoming fall 08
face huggin orgy
sad face down here in houston
get on the train main
video is better than all olympics combined
stoked on it
how about live video feed? Someone bring a computer and skype it to me..
mhmmm i reckon
i like the way you talk
i like the way You talk
the cover looks really good.
i agree with daniel
it's kick-ass
i just felt odd saying "kick-ass"
Beautiful.
Dammit! Come home and post now!
I ordered my issue and will you please stop shaving online.
Sean
I ordered my issue and will you please stop shaving online.
Sean
Why did I post my comment twice?
My mom does that.
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