This FRIDAY AUGUST 22nd 7:30 PM in Park Slope Brooklyn NYC @ Barbes
NO COLONY issue 001 Launch Party
Featuring readings by Nick Antosca, Giancarlo DiTrapano, Tao Lin, Robert Lopez and Justin Taylor, hosted by myself and Ken Baumann
Issues on sale, I think $10, something.
Yesterday I shaved my face and spoke into the light in recognition of the folding forces, please observe:
Yeah, I'm really bad at shaving.
I tried to add text titles to the video but iMovie is a real piece of shit and I don't have Final Cut anymore, use your imagination, pretend there are words going in the video saying about the reading or something, pretend my head is leaking fry grease.
Blogger replications of this news &/or clearly erotic video in a promotional effort to garner attendance will be most thanked via mental explode.
PLEASE SPREAD THE WORD. :)
Those attending the event are encouraged to bring a tennis ball or other spherical object that may be thrown at my head or body while I am speaking, my skull is large, I make a good target.
Concurrently with my offer, Ken Baumann is accepting offers of manual stimulation and/or cash rubdowns.
** SNEAK PEEK **
We got the issues in yesterday, they rub on my eyelids without my nodding.
It looks crooked in the first photo I don't know why, its not actually crooked:
Anyhow, hitting the road tomorrow morning early and won't be back till late Sunday, so in the meantime, keep your panties tucked tight and your fingers liquidated. Order will begin shipping upon return, thank you to those who preordered, thank you to those who will order soon or now. :)