Just received my first e-death threat
Just ate an individually wrapped Nutty Bar
Just punched my knee for not going to see Bun B, Mike Jones, and Paul Wall for free last night
Just posted an interview I conducted with Vanessa Place, author of LA MEDUSA from FC2
Just felt a weird surge of something growing on me
Just got my contributor copies of GUSTAF, which is rad and freaky looking, and has Kristina Born, Claire Donato, Sam Pink (actually, sorry, Sam's in issue 1), Tao Lin, Brandon Scott Gorrell, Kathryn Regina, Matthew Savoca, Audun Mortensen, Nathan Tyree, some other freaks: includes a reprint of my MLP chapbook 'IN THE RAPE YEAR OF THE GHETTO TODDLER THE HOUSES WILL AWAKEN' if you missed that, and also a short thing about glitches in iTunes from my 10 day novel, you should please buy a copy, it is a beautiful book and has a cover that looks like a ghost's face smeared in shit or peanut butter, I like these guys
Just looked at early proofs of Scorch Atlas innards, energized and !!!
Just shopped on an online book seller for 15-18 minutes and filled my cart with $54 worth of stuff then closed the browser window
Didn't actually do that just felt like saying it for some reason
Just wished I had CA Conrad's 'Book of Frank,' does anybody want to trade before I buy it
Just finished a draft of my first normal length short story in about 6 months, am pleased so far, it is about children exploding again, but different, my second collection is mostly going to be about children exploding, 'GLYPH ATLAS,' I wonder if I will ever find a publisher who likes children exploding
Just spent all night thinking too hard about certain magical possibilities, but forcing myself to retain the thinking to my unconscious, which I could feel all in my morning teeth, I will not think on them too hard
Just prayed a little in my mind in one second without actually praying
I should be quiet more
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even i have not received an e-death threat before.
i am jealous.
nah, damn
was it a descriptive death threat? i mean, did they put any effort into it?
it was 'ok'
they could have done better
dude buy it it's worth it.
yes i want it, just $$ thoughts, trading is fun, but will buy
i didn't know i was in the second GUSTAF
oops. brain crossing. yeah, just #1 for you boss.
A good day, for you. That was your FIRST death threat. Jesus, man. Quit being a people pleaser.
I just had an urge to eat nachos.
Bye.
S
i guess i should say direct and electronic threat, without giggles. my in-person DTs is in the double-d's
i want to challenge you to a nacho-off dude. i would crush your head
i am going to formally challenge you to a nacho-off. it will have events
yr a fag.
haham fr real doe
what is "normal length"?
someone once told me 5-1/2 inches.
thank you for keeping my vagueness in check.
normal i guess means it looks like a bunch of pages stuck together
as for dicks, my mom always told me 2.22 is just fine enough for any fine and respectable young lady with a head on her shoulders
I wish we were friends IRL and were discussing this IRL right now and could be drinking together and not just alone in my basement by myself.
My mama told me that some little boys don't even have penises at all, isn't that sad (her words not mine)?
foreal mane
i bet i could deaththreat you better.
after i wrote that i thought, i live nearish him. he might think i'm going to come find him and kill him. blake i won't come find you and kill you.
ha, yes yrs would probably be pretty dang tough. i welcome it, follow through or not.
dang, you are going to renfest, now i need turkey leg bad
it is free turkey leg weekend. just for buying a ticket you get a free turkey leg.
later there will be 'pirate weekend.'
i am a huge nerd.
i slayed a dragon once.
E-death threats are the jizzy jizz of weird waves of emotions.
I miss death threat letters. More work got put into them. The hand writing spoke more than the words. People don't even use "kill you and shit" fonts. Lazy species.
last night i got beers with conrad after my reading and we talked about the best songs to be stabbed to, and then the best songs to kill all of the amish ever to. and the ways to kill them.
CA Conrad slept over my house once and covered my living room with purple glitter.
Then we talked about "docking", or "dick in dick action".
He is all kinds of amazing.
conrad's amazing. true story.
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