False start on the contest below, but here is a better one.
A very simple chance to win a copy of my book EVER, from the graceful and bounteous hands of Mr. Jereme Dean:
First, add EVER on Goodreads
if you aren't on Goodreads you can instead post a link to the book on your blog, in the comments of another blog, or twitter the shit
then come back here, and leave one literarily-related vile phrase in the comments section (ie: make it germane to books somehow)
mary gaitskill's bleeding anal capacity for filling milk in veterinary life
jose saramago scraped the vulva urine from his extra dildo and tossed it to America's forbidden dad
octopus magazine's ramrod shunt got caught perpetually in the butt year of blackened mayonnaise
i fork-dicked the comte de lautreamont with a salad shooter penile sneak and then we cried lanyards of white need
roald dahl's creamy gaping V
whatever you got, be real and nasty
top 3 goodreads or other adders plus dirty mind lit children get the EVER books
*** after this, three more winners will be divvied up copies of
jimmy chen's TYPEWRITER from Magic Helicopter Press
Chris Higgs's COLORLESS GREEN IDEAS SLEEP FURIOUSLY
Jamie Iredell's BEFORE I LEFT NEVADA from Publishing Genius.
six chances to win now, and 4 different books. let's get even dirtier. multiple entries welcome.
best comments win on friday morning
thanks again to jereme for the very generous offer
let's get nasty