Tuesday, August 14, 2007

google

someone found my blog today by typing in 'pamela's titties' on google. another person found it by searching 'shitting online'. i'm not sure what the second guy was looking for but i hope he found it.

i am now going to up my traffic by 30 hits a day:

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googke.com googlr.com googlw.com

3 comments:

Josh Maday said...

This is a great idea. I'm going to do a huge name-drop dump on my blog in the next couple of days to redirect traffic flow. I'll probably do a keyword drop like this, too, but not just yet.

Hey, by the way, as I just said on the EWN blog, "Redefining All-You-Can-Eat" is a masterpiece.

And, yes, I was very surprised to see your blog pop up in my search for 'shitting online'. The logistics of it were screwy, but it got the job done. Who woulda guessed?

BLAKE said...

i need to name drop too. it's weird to see the things that make people show up at certain pages.

glad you liked the ryan's essay. thank you for saying so.

shit for life.

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