Wednesday, January 2, 2008

North Carolina

There is someone in North Carolina who googles my name 10-15 times a day. Today they spent 9 hours with my webpage open.

Here is the visit list of that person for today:

Date Time WebPage
2nd January 2008 11:28:40 AM www.google.com/search?q=blake butler&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS228US254&aq=t
blakebutler.blogspot.com/
2nd January 2008 12:27:20 PM www.google.com/search?q=blake butler&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS228US254&aq=t
blakebutler.blogspot.com/
2nd January 2008 01:42:44 PM www.google.com/search?q=blake butler&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS228US254&aq=t
blakebutler.blogspot.com/
2nd January 2008 02:01:52 PM www.google.com/search?q=blake butler&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS228US254&aq=t
blakebutler.blogspot.com/
2nd January 2008 02:52:40 PM www.google.com/search?q=blake butler&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS228US254&aq=t
blakebutler.blogspot.com/
2nd January 2008 04:05:50 PM www.google.com/search?q=blake butler&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS228US254&aq=t
blakebutler.blogspot.com/
2nd January 2008 05:18:56 PM www.google.com/search?q=blake butler&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS228US254&aq=t
blakebutler.blogspot.com/
2nd January 2008 06:20:23 PM www.google.com/search?q=blake butler&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS228US254&aq=t
blakebutler.blogspot.com/
2nd January 2008 07:00:08 PM www.google.com/search?q=blake butler&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS228US254&aq=t
blakebutler.blogspot.com/
2nd January 2008 07:28:31 PM www.google.com/search?q=blake butler&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS228US254&aq=t
blakebutler.blogspot.com/
2nd January 2008 07:56:34 PM www.google.com/search?q=blake butler&sourceid=navclient-ff&ie=UTF-8&rlz=1B3GGGL_enUS228US254&aq=t
blakebutler.blogspot.com/


It shows up like that most everyday.

Who is this? Do you know about bookmarks? You can bookmark the page instead of googling my name over and over. I have never been to North Carolina except once about 8 years ago for one night at a skate park.

Please tell me.

I am confused.

Do you know David Lynch?

11 comments:

prathna lor said...

now you are ranked number 1 on goggle. maybe they wanted that

prathna lor said...

no you are 2. maybe they still want that

BLAKE BUTLER said...

i think google ranks by what pages have the most links, not the most traffic.

i hope they still want that.

Ken Baumann said...

I want that for you. But I won't do anything to help you feel like I want that.

What am I saying.

Kendra Grant Malone said...

this was funny. i giggled.

Ani said...

What?! NO ONE DOES THAT!

[Har har.]

sam pink said...

blake i only do it because you and i are meant to be together. i won't share you with anyone else. i want to drink your blood and make you part of me. i also want to take a shit. it has been a few days and i'm starting to get worried.

Josh Maday said...

sam: prune smoothie.

swift.

every time for a long time.

take books. a pillow.

blake: i am imagining a peripheral-wing pundit preparing for an imaginary debate with you in contiguous bathroom stalls while bowel movements are in progress. everyone wins when progress is involved. the world will be changed.

thus, no. 2 is good even though it is wrong to qualify things with the word good or bad.

aye, no. 2.

BLAKE BUTLER said...

i think i scared him/her away. its okay to come back.

apants said...

I don't think it is me even though it sounds like something I'd do.

Tao Lin said...

i think google takes into account what words people use to get to your site also