My ebook, PRETEND I'M THERE BUT VERY LITTLE, will be released as an electronic PDF and printable chapbook by Publishing Genius in, I think, April. It's a weird little book about a house and a dog and tumors and email. They have some other cool weird stuff released on the site now in PDF form. Go look.
If anyone wants to blurb the ebook let me know and I will send it to you to read. It's about 4000 words in short sentences.
Blurbing an ebook seems funny but I want to anyway.
Still working on various things re: my novel-in-stories, SCORCH ATLAS.
What do you know about fortune cookies?
I got the new NOON in the mail yesterday. It contains most of the same people it usually does. Tao is in it again and his story is really really good. Funny and weird and different even for him.
Somehow in the past 10 days or so I've woken up in the morning to find that my front door had been unlocked all night. I am always very careful about locking my door. I used to sleep walk at night but I sleep naked so if I went outside I think I would have heard about it by now.
If the person unlocking my door reads my blog, you can eat anything you want in the pantry but the Cocoa Puffs are very stale. What's in the fridge is mine.