I would like to watch Dr. Phil's enormous head
speaking on TV on mute forever.
Dr. Phil's head composed
with small colored panels situated around it
that let me know of coming electrical storms.
I want to rent an apartment in the chest
of the large jolly black man
Dr. Phil just invited to stand on stage
beside him, both wearing the same red tie.
I would like to order the jolly black man's book
with his jolly fat photo on the cover
but not pay for it.
This room feels very wide
despite how all the lights are off.
I felt a great deal of urgency
when I began typing the first line
about watching Dr. Phil
but now I feel mostly dumb.
I am going to lay down.
I have Googled the phrase 'lay vs lie'
more than 20 times I am sure
and I still can't remember the difference.
Today my aging father sapped the battery of three cars
trying to jump off the dead battery
of one car he rarely drives.