Now taking bids for my placebo knocker.
One (1) Georgia vote for either candidate to highest bidder. Polls close in how long?
If one vote really matters, this should bring in huge dividends for both myself and the purchaser.
I defer to George Carlin:
"If you vote you have no right to complain."
Sure, sure, this year's different. Right.
That's really all I'm going to say about it. Don't bitch at me. I've heard it, trust me.
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Alternatively, in a completely other sort of h-word, I have a violent BLOOD MERIDIAN-esque excerpt up today 'Rung' from a novel I started and have sat aside for time being, featured on the Underland Press website alongside Matt Simmons's insanely weird witch story and interviews with Brian Evenson and etc.
Underland describes the passage in a way that is likely one of the most ways I could have asked for: Do not read this if you have children, want to have children, or know somebody who has children. And do not read this before bed. An excerpt from Blake Butler's novel...
Read RUNG here.
To the person who reads and comments on 'Rung' or Matt's story in a thoughtful way (if there are several I will choose), I will send one free copy of Sam Pink's most excellent chapbook YUM YUM I CAN'T WAIT TO DIE, as I now have two copies, one from Sam himself and one different version, finally delivered by the Jaguar Uprising. Don't need two. Say something thoughtful and I will reward you. Thankya.