I kicked Adam's ass with seven shirts on, what!
The nanners are still stuck to my pants!
Ever is included in the American Reading List's list of '50 American Novels,' what!
There are some book lists on that list!
Did you know I am american?
Pleasure enjoyment of the shoutout to the Copy Family on Fiction Fix!
My sister took 300+ pictures of me and in some of them I did not appear malformed! My sister makes art if you need art for book life!
Dan Wickett kindly wrote up my Gown from Mother's Stomach for SSM, I think I tricked him though! Whereas that story was written in about 2 hours, any story where a baby is destroyed took me at least 9!
Unfortunately I have only made one story where a baby gets eaten, I need more o dat childdeath cash money!
I may have been misrepresenting myself some evening!
My most recent deth-threat letter will be posted here pending the arrest!
Books is books is bookses!
Agoraphobic Nosebleed's HONKY REDUCTION is kissing me on the face after many years!