Thursday, May 21, 2009

Vegina Vedio

I kicked Adam's ass with seven shirts on, what!



The nanners are still stuck to my pants!




Ever is included in the American Reading List's list of '50 American Novels,' what!

There are some book lists on that list!



Did you know I am american?

Pleasure enjoyment of the shoutout to the Copy Family on Fiction Fix!



My sister took 300+ pictures of me and in some of them I did not appear malformed! My sister makes art if you need art for book life!





Dan Wickett kindly wrote up my Gown from Mother's Stomach for SSM, I think I tricked him though! Whereas that story was written in about 2 hours, any story where a baby is destroyed took me at least 9!

Unfortunately I have only made one story where a baby gets eaten, I need more o dat childdeath cash money!



I may have been misrepresenting myself some evening!

My most recent deth-threat letter will be posted here pending the arrest!



Books is books is bookses!

Agoraphobic Nosebleed's HONKY REDUCTION is kissing me on the face after many years!

27 comments:

The Man Who Couldn't Blog said...

Messed up link for the sister's photos. Fix that shit.

BLAKE BUTLER said...

fixed-ed thanks matthew

Adam R. said...

You creamed my ass.

BLAKE BUTLER said...

u creamed my face. nanners!

ken baumann said...

Aint no American till you get a death threat.

* said...

I want your shoes. Where did you get the shoes? And where can I go to them myself?

I am sitting in a building.

* said...

I have a strong desire to be the shit.

* said...

And yet Ken Baumann is already the shit. Will there be some kind of brawl. Where can I brawl? And what does Brandon Gorrell have to do with my toothpaste?

* said...

I need Light Boxes.

BLAKE BUTLER said...

i got them at zappos. they were one of few kinds in my size that weren't basketball or church.

don't worry, you da shit.

John Synco said...

Thank you for the comment on my site. Big Sur is definitely inspiring.

There will be a fire pit next time.

Michael Goroff said...

There are some good books on that list!

I really like Wise Blood too!

Why did you steal all of Adam's shirts and leave him without shirt!

Get off that roof, that's dangerous!

Reynard said...

that list is hawt

BlogSloth said...

That was too many photos. I am off my feed now. Thanks Blake. That is a fuck-tard list. What are you doing on that list?

Luv

Sean

somethingsomethingelse said...

smokin'

Andrew Borgstrom said...

Goddamn, my good man.

BLAKE BUTLER said...

john, fire!

michael, wise blood mmm!

reynard, hot!

sean, weakling!

alle, the mask!

andrew, andrew!

jereme said...

nigga you gay

Sabra Embury said...
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Sabra Embury said...

I'm flailing (do people even do that anymore) nude and covered in Haagen Daz with your books getting sticky between my armpits tonight.

Sabra Embury said...

Nice packing job, by the way.

Sabra Embury said...

I AM A WINNER.

1979 said...

Dear Blake, how is the remix contest going? I'm waiting with bated breath!

BLAKE BUTLER said...

sabra, very glad they came. get emzz

1979, reading of entries is underway...

Adam Morrison said...

Gown from my Mother's Tummy is the shit. You got to send it to me cuz I don't have that ninth letter. And I couldn't say anything on wickett's site, he blocks people from Africa or something.

And yeah, that's the shit making top 50 list.

And yeah, those shoes are dope, are they suede sambas? I used to have a similar pair but they were pastel brown with blue stripes, and they weren't called sambas but some italian name. Watch out when it rains though. I'm back to straight up black now. I switched from Adidas to Nike for running needs though. Goes with the stache better.

packing my shoes as we speak...

BLAKE BUTLER said...

hi adam, thank you, those are corduroy adidas, i havent seen em since i bought em bout 3 yrs ago

Dan Wickett said...

Wow, it took me a long time to notice this, but there is no blocking (intentional) of anybody from my comments section. Every once in a while Typepad goes a little haywire and makes adding comments a royal pain in the ass, but people from Africa are allowed to comment!