Today I received two comments on my last post from a person named ANDREA HOPE BERG.
ANDREA HOPE BERG's initial comment stated: "well... your blog makes me sad for you. you should read your bible."
I was thinking someone might be joking with me but when I looked at ANDREA HOPE BERG's blogger profile she described herself as: "19, student, Christ follower."
ANDREA HOPE BERG's second comment stated: "or read my blog ... i think you would like it"
I was appreciative of her willingness to substitute her blog for the Bible. That gives me hope.
I'm curious as to how ANDREA HOPE BERG happened across my blog in the first place.
I would like to publicly respond to ANDREA HOPE BERG:
ANDREA HOPE BERG,
Today I woke elated. I dressed in gauze and touched my face. I found a small piece of venison in my satchel. I strapped the satchel on my back. Wearing the satchel (white camo), I went outside and stood in the parking lot outside my apartment. I tried to think of where to go. I could feel you in my teeth. Your itch reminded me of dentists. I felt someone else inside deflate. I walked to the QT and bought a men's mag. You and I are not alone.
In this sadness, I am considering getting a large tattoo of a duckling on my inner thigh. I would like the duckling to have a gravy boat in hand, with florescent colored gravy.
Sometimes I feel a toddler in my neckbone: do you agree? If yes, gesture with both hands. If no, tell your future son I say hello.
XOX, and with G_D's love,
ANDREA HOPE BERG'S blog is called glimpses. Read it and/or the bible.