After I cut my face off, it will available for auction via eBay until it is removed for TOS violations. All bids in the interim will be compiled and contacted thereafter outside of eBay in an attempt to negotiate a deal. My face will be shipped in a ceramic template and wrapped in a multi-polymer coated with geese grease to preserve form and color and bland expression, as well as most recent odor after having taken a bath in my mother's bathtub with lavender Stress Relief beads and/or lye. Certain versions of my face appeared in slightly altered formats in Zoetrope: All Story, La Petite Zine, New York Tyrant and Big Black N Bitchin. Face may also come packaged with my penis and testicles and/or a pair of yellow safety scissors and/or the copy of Gordon Lish's PERU that has been sitting in my mom's guest bedroom for slightly longer than a year. The book, as well as my face and balls and corresponding carrying cases (included), may carry a small remainder mark. I will ship to overseas. I will leave positive feedback within 48 hours of receiving payment, as long as said payment eventually disintegrates my bank account and/or is rendered in dog hair and/or Latin textbooks (ECCE ROMANI preferred) and/or candy and/or guilt. I am a caring and efficient eBay seller with over 1300 years of sales experience among the Market of Minor Hope. RELATED KEYWORD SEARCHES: tickle baby; costume dinnerparty; no more embarrassing trips to the doctor; shrinking loft apartment; bubble fuck; head suspenders; ouch.
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2 comments:
I WILL ORDER ONE
nice one, blake. this is going to be a hot seller. i will bid. i would be entertained if you turned your face into words or vice versa like those pictures of jesus where his face is made out of the words of the new testament, except that the words of SCORCH ATLAS would be your face.
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