Sunday, June 28, 2009

List of 23 things I wrote yesterday that at the time seemed relevant to something

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8. I need to investigate people who have killed themselves by drinking water.

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11. The other day I helped a tanned man and his fake-breasted girlfriend carry a large oak table up to their second floor loft while I wore the shorts and was covered in sweat. The woman kept starting to say something to me, but did not. The man had small hands.

12. I want to write an essay on the first 42 minutes of Lost Highway but I don't know where to begin.

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16. ...always supposed to be doing something else...

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18. The last time I was at my parents' house my sister had left her bra laying wet out on the kitchen counter on top of a couple of paper towels. I ate some ice cream.

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22. The large security guard outside the 'Murder Kroger' last week, when I asked him how it's going, answered, smiling: "Ain't nobody dyin,' ain't nobody livin'."

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10 comments:

gena said...

this is a good post, blake

Catherine Lacey said...

I also wrote 13-17 today.

Stephen said...

I'm not gonna lie, that comment about your sister's bra made me a little horny. :)

BLAKE BUTLER said...

gena, ty

catherine, dang, like everyday, yeah?

stephen, no

BlogSloth said...

I want to write an essay on women tennis players and why they grunt.

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Adam R. said...

Pretty good, you might want to cut it down to just 20.

BLAKE BUTLER said...

but 23 is michael jordan

Stephen said...

Hope I didn't offend you, dude. Sorry :(

BLAKE BUTLER said...

heh stephen no worries man, i was just messing back ;) but no

Matt DeBenedictis said...

Security guards know more than most. They play hide and go seek as adults.