i don't know what my problem is

have you been to camp recently? i am going to start a camp, you'll get merit badges and people will show their anuses to a camera while everyone else turns their head

i feel like soon i am going to start talking a lot of shit

maybe just saying that will get it out of me

i can't 'believe' this is happening

i am going to mail myself to some people who are talking about the 'believability' of certain books, they don't want to be forced to not 'believe' what is being said in the book, they want a good reason for the thing that happens in the book to happen, i think its john gardner's fault, 'don't disrupt the narrative dream,' suck me, if i want an undisrupted narrative dream i can watch bill cosby, you will never conquer the undisrupted dream of bill cosby's television program

america's middle school system is responsible for book sales by aleksander hemon and william trevor and the first jonathan safran foer book and something

if you can say something in a book i don't understand i will look at the book

if you are telling me a story i am going to get on youtube and look at videos of people messing up on who wants to be a millionaire or maybe small town people singing trash songs and not knowing the words or accidentally stumbling on videos of the insides of my stomach where the child lives

when are there going to be more hours??

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