Wednesday, June 25, 2008

i don't know what my problem is



have you been to camp recently? i am going to start a camp, you'll get merit badges and people will show their anuses to a camera while everyone else turns their head

i feel like soon i am going to start talking a lot of shit

maybe just saying that will get it out of me

i can't 'believe' this is happening

i am going to mail myself to some people who are talking about the 'believability' of certain books, they don't want to be forced to not 'believe' what is being said in the book, they want a good reason for the thing that happens in the book to happen, i think its john gardner's fault, 'don't disrupt the narrative dream,' suck me, if i want an undisrupted narrative dream i can watch bill cosby, you will never conquer the undisrupted dream of bill cosby's television program

america's middle school system is responsible for book sales by aleksander hemon and william trevor and the first jonathan safran foer book and something

if you can say something in a book i don't understand i will look at the book

if you are telling me a story i am going to get on youtube and look at videos of people messing up on who wants to be a millionaire or maybe small town people singing trash songs and not knowing the words or accidentally stumbling on videos of the insides of my stomach where the child lives

when are there going to be more hours??

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15 comments:

ryan call said...

on moral fiction

Shane Jones said...

that video is really good.

BLAKE BUTLER said...

moralz

shane ;)

Keith Montesano said...

Is that Merzbow?

BLAKE BUTLER said...

it is Edan

i've never heard a merzbow track with a beat?

BLAKE BUTLER said...

for more on this please see discussion at ryan's post:

here

Ken Baumann said...

i like this whole post

i really like the ?????????????

WWWWWW

jereme said...

this post was the tits

grade A firm jesus titties

good job

BLAKE BUTLER said...

rap is important

jereme said...

ok, i'm not goin to lie. I busted out my bong, big hank, and then watched your video again and it blew my mind.

I could have done without the wierd crotch shot for 3 seconds but when you disappear into nothing and then your lanky white arm is doing the walk like an egyption thing that was the tits.

I am re-emphasizing how the tits this post is.

Thank you for the daily awesome Mr. Blake Van Der Beek.

BLAKE BUTLER said...

dont knock the crotch shot

bongs are bad

Kathryn said...

i don't understand how you disappeared completely. you are a magic something.

Really Rosie said...

that video is creepier than when I could see your ass crack first thing every morning in the bennington lecture hall.

BLAKE BUTLER said...

haa

Prathna Lor said...

sexy