Tuesday, September 30, 2008



HTML Giant is a thing Gene Morgan approached me about doing, 'approached,' we wanted to do a website that focuses the indie press and online writing news in a central format, sort of like Pitchfork or Bookslut or Gawker for online writing and indie presses only, bringing the goods and becoming things, it will continue to become things, it will have internet writing related news outside of the big press related news blogs, things will happen, I will eat a sandcastle in my parents' basement,

We will feature writers and journals and such, if you have things to say about it there is htmlgiant [at] gmail [dot] com, I'd prefer no emails to my private email my balls are on top of the Sears Tower, I realized the other day that Gene is the dad of the internet, I will call him Dad from now on, there is a lot on the site already, we are going to slowly leak until we have eaten a conch shell the size of somewhere, more is planned and brimming, there are lots of good writers also blogging the news already, they wear derby hats in their room when they are writing, it is required, they must also wear translucent pants and cry a lot.

Please check it out and bookmark and get fed.

I am live inside Whole Foods
I sat next down to a dude where there was a place to plug in my laptop
He looked at me and stood up
Then he left
I have enough gas here to last through the end of the week, all the gas stores are fucked
They have been for about a week
On Saturday I got gammed on long islands at the bar at Applebee's for a joke
There was a chubby ex-fratboy at a table with his titty wife and their two very young kids they looked like 4 or 5
It was 1030 at night
The whole family was dressed in red
UGA was getting their ass kicked, they were down by almost 30 at the end of the third
Still every time UGA completed a pass or something the father clapped really loud and shouted positive things
He said stuff like 'Bout time boys!' and 'Now we're talkin!'
When UGA scored the mother made sure the children both stopped drawing on the placemats and looked at the screen too and clapped and smiled and said Woo
Their dedication was steadfast and powerful
I drank the long island iced teas for 2.5 a pop and looked around
The family sometimes seemed very close to me and sometimes seemed
very far away and sometimes they seemed just the distance they really were away

All I really want to think about is RICKY'S ANUS it has 20k words so far, Ricky's body is filling out, it is 'my best work,' no one else will think so I will read it aloud to myself in a small room and say hi to the children across from me in the Whole Foods wearing the berets.


Darby said...

html giant looks clean. I like it. I like clean.

Keith said...


(shake, shake)

Shake the Room!

aliciapernell said...

we're not talking about regular asses. we're talking about ASSY asses.

Jamie Iredell said...

Very niiiiiice . . . I want to approximate a the alpha equivalent of Eurotrash: htmlgiant is very nice.


clean is nice i like clean too thank you darby

assy asses n shitty shit


jamie iredell is captain


keith the boom shake the room is glazing my head

Keith said...

will smith will do that to you... fo sho

jereme said...

i have enjoyed html giant also

thank you gene morgan father of the internet

and blake butler prince of binary anal

i am drawing a blank today

epic fail

i will try to be witty later today after observing mexican women pushing through the desert sun

Matt DeBenedictis said...

html giant is titty. Very titty. I like that about it.


thank you folksz

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Hey guys!
i just started blogging not that long ago and running across this blog it seemed a bit too interesting to only read the first paragraph. I kinda got confused in the middle of it but the end just made it all go together like a puzzle. Please, who ever wrote this, keep me updated!