Monday, February 18, 2008

CHRISTA McAULIFFE



Christa McAuliffe died attempting to enter outer space. Christa McAuliffe may have had a drinking problem. Christa McAuliffe kept a small tong of metal under her left armpit. Christa McAuliffe had a birthmark under her tongue in the shape of one configuration of her back. Christa McAuliffe would have used the restroom 25,604 further times if she had not died so early. Christa McAuliffe was born in a small blue room. Christa McAuliffe thought about filling in her backyard swimming pool but never did it. Christa McAuliffe liked to sweat. Christa McAuliffe. Christa McAuliffe. Christa McAuliffe wanted a window in the floor of her bedroom so that she could see the dirt she slept on top of. Christa McAuliffe did not understand the moon from certain angles. Christa McAuliffe had aspirations to become a sculptor or a dentist before settling on the field of aeronautics. Christa McAuliffe preferred Kool Aid to coffee. Christa McAuliffe soaked her hair. Christa McAuliffe had a dream where she crawled back inside her mother full-bore and kissed her father on the mouth. Christa McAuliffe looked at women. Christa McAuliffe had a growth. Christa McAuliffe wrote sentences on paper that she did not understand. Christa McAuliffe invented one kind of plastic. Christa McAuliffe liked to chew things she picked up in the street. Christa McAuliffe did not believe in locking windows. Christa McAuliffe sometimes woke up beneath her bed. Christa McAuliffe faced the wall.

6 comments:

Josh Maday said...

lovesome. good wigglins.

The Man Who Couldn't Blog said...

Christa McAuliffe spent entirely too much money on specialty teas.

BLAKE BUTLER said...

yes,

Christa McAuliffe translated the Book of Mormon into a previously undocumented language in her Gmail browser and then deleted it without saving.

The Man Who Couldn't Blog said...

Christa McAuliffe cured her own cancer by changing to a macrobiotic diet.

Stephen Daniel Lewis said...

i like when it is just her name repeated twice

Josh Maday said...

yes, crawled, full-bore, mouth. Christa . McAuliffe.